Registreer je nu om niet geregistreerd te worden.

Ha,

In den beginne van Internet, toen computers nog van hout waren, toen humor nog leuk was, dacht men dat met de komst van het Internet de barrière van de registratie van persoonlijke gegevens gebroken zou worden. Dit tot de horror van vele doemdenkers en tot extase van marktteers.

Veel werd dit gevoed door de films en media verslagen waarin computers de wereld overnemen, alles van je leven werd geregistreerd en gekoppeld, gericht op totale controle van jouw leven. Dit alles met als ultiem doel: dingen verkopen. Immers, als iemand jouw geslacht, geboorte datum, bestedingspatronen, vakantiedoelen. Een en ander werd nog verergerd door elektronische spaarkaarten en betalingsverkeer.

Nu is wordt er langzaam een begin in Amerika (voornaamste bron van spam) gemaakt om telemarktteers een hak te zetten. Wellicht zal in de Europese wetgeving aankomende jaren wat strenger worden wat betreft persoonsgegevens registratie.

Enfin, dit is dus een organisatie waar je jezelf kan aanmelden om niet gestoord te worden door bedrijven die jou bellen voor vragenlijsten en om dingen te verkopen.

http://donotcall.gov/

Wellicht is dit een goed begin om bijvoorbeeld een site die http://donotspam.gov heet. Wetgeving in Europa én Amerika hiervoor is onderweg.

Cheers,

Peet

fette sjid

Haaj,

Junkie XL heeft een radio station naar aanleiding van wat een nieuwe SeeDee.
Luistert en huivert:

http://www.radiojxl.com

‘RadioJXL.com is now broadcasting!
The official Junkie XL web site is now live and broadcasting, featuring
exclusive material from Sasha, Nerve and Mulu. First is an exclusive 30-minute
chat between Tom of Junkie XL and DJ Sasha followed by a solid 2 ½ hour set
Sasha created just for RadioJXL.com. Then listen to excerpts from Junkie XL’s
previous projects, a 2-hour mix of Nerve and Mulu. http://www.radiojxl.com ‘

Cheers,

Peet

Handleiding mannen

Hooi

Hier een leuk rijtje. Wellicht heb je er wel eens wat gezien, gezegt of gehoord
(afhankelijk welke kant van de sex-bariere je staat). Het erge is, dat ik
dingen wel herken. Vooral de semantische recht toe recht aan opmerkingen.
Maarja, daar ben ik dan ook Logisch Fundamentalistisch Semantoloog voor.

Cheers,

(p8)

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from
the male side. These are men’s rules! Please note these are all numbered ‘1’ ON
PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
it be.

1. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short
hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women
always cut their hair.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don’t remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar.
Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes – tops. What makes you think we’d be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we
do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all
comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway! It’s genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not
both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you
don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. No, NO, you really DO have too many shoes.

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No,
it doesn’t matter which quiz.

1. I’m in shape. ROUND is a shape.


Ing. Peter Sneekes
peter (at) sneekes.org
https://sneaker.nl